My Left One Stories and poetry without a license
“The secret to finding happiness is to stop pursuing it.”
“Commitment is just a string of decisions.”
“Learn to laugh at yourself before others do.”
“Keep it stupid. It’s shorter.”
“A sell-by date in Roman numerals means it’s gone bad.”
“If expert knowledge is necessary to converse, let’s all shut up.”
“Sometimes the bear gets you, and sometimes the bear gets you.”
“Inside every silver lining is a dark cloud.”
“Managing money is easy. Managing no money is the trick.”
“Having no regrets is evidence of a lousy memory.”
“There are two kinds of people; Those who separate everyone into two kinds of people, and those who don’t.”
“Jumping off the bridge beats getting run over.”
“Life is like the highway sign showing a skidding truck in that white-knuckle instant just before it jack-knifes and throws its load of live chickens all over the highway.”
An economic thriller, in which a young MBA discovers a plot to crash the stock market. Completed in 2006.
A children's story in which Lisa and I adopt a tiny baby and name her Riley.
Two titans of evil go head-to-head in this work of fan-fiction. Completed in 2007.
The memory of a young girl changes a small town forever. Not complete.